Axioms to Live or Die By...
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>>> >1.) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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>>> >2.) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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>>> >3.) A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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>>> >4.) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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>>> >5.) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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>>> >6.) Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
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>>> >7.) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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>>> >8.) When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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>>> >9.) Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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>>> >10.) Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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>>> >11.) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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>>> >12.) He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
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>>> >13.) She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
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>>> >14.) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
>>> >misquoted, then used against you.
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>>> >15.) I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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>>> >16.) Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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>>> >17.) Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
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>>> >18.) Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
>>> >popular?
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>>> >19.) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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