Your Mom is so ugly she looks like my feet
Your Mom is so ugly she looks like Alan Greenspan after a market crash.
Your Mom is so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone headed for the boarder!
Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
Your Mom is on my poarch barcking
Your Mom is so ugly she can't turn on a computer
Your Mom is so ugly, when she applied for a drivers liscense in california, they gave her and oregon one instead.
Your Mom is slightly less attractive than the average woman in her age bracket!
Your Mom is so ugly people mistake her for your father
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.
Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
Your Mom is so ugly that you cant tell if shes your pet monkey or your mom
Your Mom's so ugly, she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA.
Your Mom is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
Your Mom is so ugly, she could scare the smile off a two bit whore.
Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won't even wave at her.
Your mom's so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application
Your mom is so ugly she went to the top of the Empire State Building people yelled "King Kong is back!"
Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!
Your Mom's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Your Mom's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your Mom's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Your Mom's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your Mom's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Your Mom's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Your Mom's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Your Mom's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Your Mom's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your Mom's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your Mom's so ugly she was shown on wild kingdom
Your Mom's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Your Mom's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Your Mom's so ugly baywatch let her drown
Your Mom's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
Your Mom's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your Mom's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Your Mom's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Your Mom's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Your Mom's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Your Mom's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Your Mom's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Your Mom's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Your Mom's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your Mom's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Your Mom's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Your Mom's so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Your Mom's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Your Mom's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Your Mom's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Your Mom's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Your Mom's so ugly The NHL banned her for life
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